This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

yes duh

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

Well sure, if you cover the posts in basketball rings one of them is bound to get hit...