This spam has more actual value than this shitty “article”.

“As a progressive feminist”

It is shorter to write “as an idiot” and it means the same thing.

“You do know that women like getting laid as well, right?”

Jezebel is staffed by humorless, dried-up Neo-Puritan members of the Junior Anti-Sex League.

Jezebel is staffed by the Neo-Puritan Junior Anti-Sex League.

The world laffs its ass off at SJW morons like you.

Anyone who self-identifies as a “progressive” is a fucking idiot anyways.

Why do SJW dipshits like you love the word “problematic” so much? It’s become a fucking cliche.

“problematic” + “progressive” = SJW lingo bingo!

“progressive feminist”
Why write two big words when you can just write “moron” and it means the same thing?

Anyone who self-identifies as a “progressive” is a fucking idiot.

“Progressives” are naive sheltered idealists and fantasists.

Actually, NOTHING that Jezebel does reflects well on Jezebel.

The world laughs at SJWs like you.

People are getting sick of SJW nanny scolds like you.

LOL at SJWs

Libtard shit on Jezebel, how rare.