Someone at the DM wrote, “How dare she wear white when she was married before!” and I was sorry to see my reply, “It was strictly anal.” deleted so quickly.

Jesus, that’s fucking harsh. I don’t know her from a hole in the wall, but she seems lovely.

I’m just relieved that unearned privilege is finally okay.

I thought you fought it so your rich landowners wouldn’t have to pay taxes.

A friend’s wedding? Seriously? Just how close was Clooney and Oprah to Megan Markle prior to all this royal nonsense?

The wall-to-wall coverage has been absurd. With William and Kate having a third child, the constitutional implications of this union are minimal, not that I’d care to see such fawning 24/7 coverage of a member of the royal family who actually has a real chance of becoming head-of-state.

It’s too bad we didn’t fight some sort of war, like a long ass eight year war, so that we wouldn’t have to hear about this shit.

Show of hands....did anyone watch Suits? I don’t think anyone watched Suits other than actual suits, because suits love staring at themselves.

I remember when William got married. All the TV news stations had round-the-clock coverage. Yahoo News published interviews with everyone involved. People Magazine had gorgeous full-page photo spreads. And Gawker.com posted a HamNo piece headlined with “BAN THE ROYAL FAMILY, ABOLISH THE MONARCHY.”

It should never be forgotten that people hated him so much that his corpse was dug up and hanged.

The bigger question is how these events impact the larger MCU.

Just look at that pallid face, clearly one of the Joker’s family members

If I were British, I’d get a little pissed that I had to pay to support shit like this:

I think that’s the Riddler’s mom.

It’s the only show to have been responsible for at least 5% of the world’s evil in the past 500 years! You too can celebrate war, murder, death, and a society where it matters more who your parents are than what your worth as a human being!

Yay, inequality!

Thank God the US government doesn’t go in for that nepotism stuff - oh wait..

Royal weddings are the least important thing in history. And that includes Saved By The Bell: The New Class.

Abolish the monarchy.

If only Oliver Cromwell had been a better ruler, we could have avoided all of this nonsense.

At least it was a good casting choice all that nepotism for all those years was weird.