+1 Utah Man Am I!!!

“For what shall it profit a woman, if she shall gain the whole world, and lose her own sole?”

Who loses a shoe? Honestly!

KD, all the damn time. Best one.

Dockers Without Borders

Holy crap. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I want the Spurs to win the NBA championship. I think Pop would definitely go to the White House. And I think the prospect of Pop coming and actually telling trump things he didn’t want to hear, to his face, would scare trump into canceling.

Quoth the raven: “Zachary Orr.”

Some people just have a routine. If you mess it up the whole rest of their day is off.

When Maureen Dowd asked Peter Thiel why Cirque de Soleil performers had been hired to build the new arena, he replied dryly, “I would ask you, why wouldn’t they build the arena? We need to move past this ancient idea that buildings should be built by people who know how to build buildings. Let acrobats take a stab at…

You genius

came here to make a “the scholarship offer was dead. dead as a doornail.” joke but you bested it.

+1, classic tale

That’s the best thing I’ll read on the Internet today! Thanks Davy

Great expectations, ruthlessly shattered. And worst of all, Rhode Island has asked him to shift from linebacker to nickleby.

+2 cities

+1 English Lit Class Flashback

Crimson Slide

KD might want to wear a cup at their next practice.

The tape on this kid is amazing.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.