The saddest part is that he takes home leftover popcorn from the stadium.

His weakness?

Just want to shout out Norm’s in the background. Open 24/7, best place in LA to get a steak and eggs special any time of day for $6.99. Mr Manziel should definitely take note. They have great employee discounts too.

Yann Plan Cooked.

St. Louis has officially changed their mascot to the Caucasians, or “Caucs” for short.

HA!

“West said that an hour later, he heard a knock at his door.”

Looks like those videos Justin Bieber posts, except with someone playing defense like a real person.

From the Leslie Knope school of headlines

God DAMMIT I wish they’d fix whatever’s going on with stars on Gawker. Maybe they never meant for the grays to have a vote and it’s a feature not a bug.

I think Louis CK nailed it. Thanks for the quote.

The problem with the use of words like “monster” and even “evil” as you say is that it dehumanises criminals so we don’t have to look at their motives and try to understand them so when we fail to act to make changes socially or legally to stop things like domestic abuse, mass shootings or child abuse we can act like…

“SCHEFTER: I went in with the idea that this guy is a monster. I came out of there with a very different feeling. I came out of there feeling this is a guy who has managed to say the wrong things at the wrong time.” This is the same kind of apologist bullshit mental gymnastics that have people thinking Donald Trump…

+1 boysenberry

The puns that make you audibly groan are the worst/best. +1

SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING!

That was amazing. Curry bailed his teammates out big time. I counted four times in the 4th & OT when Curry made a perfect pass to a cutter, only for the cutter to blow the open layup.

Also, that’s quite the way to tell Kareem and Oscar to STFU.

“That spray-on turf looks kinda natural”

I couldn’t believe that wasn’t reversed. The ball never touched the ground. Next play: sack/fumble, defensive TD, and essentially the ballgame.