RA Derek is the dude who, five minutes before class is over and the teacher forgot to collect the homework, yells out, "HEY ARE YOU COLLECTING OUR HOMEWORK TODAY?@!?!?!?!?!!?"

Not "commited" to spell check

"I may have a law degree, but I think like a criminal"

Can anyone make sense of the headline?

The Garreth Bale one is fantastic.

Red McCombs: God damnit, I want Saban! That guy was one play away from the national championship. Texas should be able to go eeny-meeny-miny-moe and get that guy.

I live in the frigid Midwest and this has been running through my head for weeks. Complete with stomps and claps.

All told though, major props to Shaq for stepping up when Tracy was in need and lending him a pair of his gluten-free pants.

It's Joshua Gomez!