Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

Were you going to buy one?

dubs vs subs is the dumbest, most pointless argument this side of gif vs gif

Today’s race was great. Sorry you missed it.

Patch 1.01 Notes:

“Dud” you go fuck yourself? Because you should go fuck yourself. Always go fuck yourself.

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

She’d want to steer clear of any CIA operations south of the border. Most likely she retired from law enforcement soon afterwards. The only way she’d fit into a sequel is if it was about her turning whistleblower about what happened in the first movie.

What Are You Swinging At, Sandy? sounds like the name of an off-Broadway play from the early ‘70's.

I had to take a Xanax just to read past the headline.

He’s 20.

He’s a kid. Let him grow up for chrissakes. I always wish organizations could provide guys like this with personal assistants. Not fixers. But this guy keeps going home to LA. The idea of living in a northern city is probably a tough one for him to get used to. Get him a guy to acclimate him to Boston. Drive for him.…

The USMNT wouldn’t even have been able to make it out alive.

They’ve been biased before. Nobody really wants to see them biased again.

He should trust them. I don’t like the Lakers but they will spend money. They will do whatever is necessary to put the pieces around LeBron and otherwise keep him happy. Not even the Riley/Big-3 era Heat had the kind of flexibility, willingness to spend, or provide the kind of attraction to other players that the…

This is my alternate universe and I make the rules

1) I guess nobody can claim that Drake isn’t street enough now, he got a stripper pregnant on their one night stand and then tried to use the child he’d only met once to sell sneakers.

Whoa, seeing tchotchke spelled out just kind of blew my mind.

Why? It’s pretty good. They get good guests, the cars are cool, and the episodes are relatively short.