Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

It’s not super weird. It’s in the context of a story about powerful men in Hollywood treating women like shit.

(Scribbling Notes)

Crosby is a genius. He’s forgotten more about hockey than I’ll ever know.

Were either given an official position as an advisor to their dad?

LANDED WRONG AND ITS FUCKING TURNED 90 DEGREES TO THE LEFT AND HES SCREAMING AND EVERYONE WALKS AWAY HOLDING THEIR STOMACH. HES DEAD. HE FUCKJNG DIED

I have a more stringent policy on microwaving fish in the office than the WWE has on steroids.

Wagyu getting at with that question?

So Kobe wasn’t massaging the steel every day?

Isn’t that an IUD?

“Thanks.”

In the garbage can where it belongs. They screwed that poor car over.

The Jetta is cross-shopped with the Accord? Where do you position the Passat?

JB is one of the few F1 drivers I’d truly like to meet. He seems to have an unflappable good nature and as a world champion, he really doesn’t have anything to prove.

Nobody is worse than Trump. This is classic overthinking. Take Pence’s worst features. Trump is at best only 85% as bad. But Trump is also a reckless idiot who could very well run into nuclear war.

“Go fuck yourself, San Diego Los Angeles Carson Inglewood San Diego!”

Do you like having intercourse with clowns?

I left my Facebook browser to star this.

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

You gotta drug for the job you want, not the job you have.