The last thing an automaker wants is to have their cars associated the term “fatality”. Just ask GM.

The Lincoln Mortal Kombat X

Ice Cube probably is.

Am I the only person super excitedly for the potential to buy LA Raiders gear? I know I’m a bad person for wishing this catastrophic quagmire upon Carson city or wherever, but a black LA Raiders hat in cursive would make me forget all about those poor people.

Either way, we’re left with a cum stain that won’t go away.

Smoothest man on radio

Every time an ESPN personality throws shade at Colin Cowherd, an angel gets its wings.

Imagine how great Colin Cowherd would have been if his dad pulled out

Is this the geopolitical nerd version of “the dress”?

Don’t you have Eagles workouts to go to?

GO ON A VACATION, ADAM.

“Cars, man! Whyyyy?

So over!

...can’t find any evidence to support this yet, and I know the news talked to the owner, but my hypothesis is still “100% staged.”

The type of gun that shoots swords that explode and, when they explode, release other swords that also explode.

Unoriginal, but boy is it true.

It’s been, what, seven years? And still, yet another new Brett Favre dick pic surfaces.

“Welcome to the Los Santos International Auto Show!”

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