Michael Buffer is slaughtering these names 😂

Oh yeah, Maine.

Marshawn 2020

I will now be cheering for Renault this weekend.

Honestly, that design has aged wonderfully. I think it’s prettier than the 8c. Fight me.

I’d feel pretty bad for Vandoorne, but I’d love to see Jenson race again next season.

Will Atlanta compete as its own nation? Some of the pole work there could put the US Gymnastic team to shame.

Phoenix is Kirkland Signature™ trash.

Person: “Are you a gamer?”

[changes Grindr dislpay name]

The line in the trailer where Miles Teller tells Josh Brolin that he wants this job so he can give his newborn daughter what “he never had” growing up made me laugh out loud in the theater. Like, you just had a baby daughter, so you want to provide for her by taking the most dangerous job in America?

+1 Nebuchadnezzar’s tomb

I’ve said it before, but Foxtrot Alpha has to be the best sub-blog (no pun intended) across all of the Gawker Gizmodo family. The pieces are interesting and the comment sections are filled with awesome firsthand information.

“Who?”

Zero miles. If you drive all over creation to save a few cents on a tank you are doing so at so far below minimum wage it’s laughable.

Yeah, and I’m sure you also think that thing in the hallway you drink from is called a bubbler.

I will always miss Ed, but god damn Ant is hot.

The “HISTORIQUE” lettering makes this seem like it won’t be middle eastern anymore. Maybe in Senegal?

Just imagining what a 2005 CVT must have been like is going to keep me up tonight.

Lifelong Alabamian. Fuck Alabama.