Phoenix is Kirkland Signature™ trash.

Person: “Are you a gamer?”

[changes Grindr dislpay name]

The line in the trailer where Miles Teller tells Josh Brolin that he wants this job so he can give his newborn daughter what “he never had” growing up made me laugh out loud in the theater. Like, you just had a baby daughter, so you want to provide for her by taking the most dangerous job in America?

+1 Nebuchadnezzar’s tomb

I’ve said it before, but Foxtrot Alpha has to be the best sub-blog (no pun intended) across all of the Gawker Gizmodo family. The pieces are interesting and the comment sections are filled with awesome firsthand information.

“Who?”

Zero miles. If you drive all over creation to save a few cents on a tank you are doing so at so far below minimum wage it’s laughable.

Yeah, and I’m sure you also think that thing in the hallway you drink from is called a bubbler.

I will always miss Ed, but god damn Ant is hot.

The “HISTORIQUE” lettering makes this seem like it won’t be middle eastern anymore. Maybe in Senegal?

Just imagining what a 2005 CVT must have been like is going to keep me up tonight.

Lifelong Alabamian. Fuck Alabama.

I’m shocked that Spa had its record broken this year. A lot of the shorter, technical tracks had their lap records smashed, but the longer tracks are still where pure power will make the most difference. I doubt we’ll ever see Monza’s record broken.

Have you ever been on a friend’s boat when they start talking to their Boat Friends™? You feel like a third wheel between two people that are about to fuck.

I came here 100% ready to declare horse people the worst, but when you really think about it it’s a goddamn tough call.

as god intended

Cream of wheat is for sugar, grits is supposed to be savory.

It took a long time for iOS to be robust enough to justify a $1000 asking price for an iPad. I don’t think Chrome OS is there yet no matter how great the hardware might be.

From what I’ve seen and heard I think I would enjoy his show. It made the main ESPN channels right as my local radio stations dropped their ESPN affiliations so I never got a chance to listen to it regularly.