I think that’s just the list of music in rotation at Kohl’s.

Is Caffeine Informer a peer-reviewed journal?

I like the way you think.

I would absolutely love to see that DCT end up in the Si, but I think you’re right. The ILX would be toast at that point.

The back bumper looks so much better than the hatchback version. Still looks too busy for my taste, though.

Hopefully it’ll finally come with rear A/C vents. Seems like a minor omission but very helpful if you have back-seat occupants in hot climates. Every CX-5 competitor except for the Forester has them.

I’ll say it again, somehow this is all a new project from Super Replicas.

God damn, that’s ace

Not great. My husband works for the Earth sciences division that’s about to get gutted.

Not gonna lie, I’ve heard three separate people at work today say they wrote him in for president. Roll Tide?

I had an alternator going bad in my old 2003 Focus, so I decided to replace it myself. The online tutorials made it seem so easy, just unbolt it, unbolt the engine mounts, and jack the engine up a bit to make room to get it out. That went swimmingly, except it was way harder to get the new alternator into place than…

You’re the worst

Slightly off-topic, but I wonder how many people who called Chelsea and Julian Assange traitors back during the trial are now suddenly ok with Wikileaks now that they are sucking Trump’s dick.

Teddy Roosevelt should be on some goddamn money. Like, print half of the $20s with Tubman and half with Teddy.

Saddle? I’d have taken him for a bareback guy.

All Black*

When I was a little Bible beater in high school I gave a presentation in a speech class against gay marriage. Turns out I was a little closet case, started hooking up with men my freshman year of college. Been with my husband for 8 years now. God damn that was a cringeworthy moment in my life.

There’s no way these people aren’t my aunt and uncle.

That’s horrifying. I mean, who the hell even still plays Pokémon Go?!