Not only am I not excited, I’ve been dreading it.
I’m going to spend the next week worried that one of my team’s stars is going to get hurt in a stupid exhibition game in some publicity stunt for the MLB to sell merch to other countries.

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

Sure, Harper’s Spud Webb impression was impressive, but Johnson’s Hank Gathers one was even better.

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

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