Cataracts cloud one’s vision. Pretty straightforward.

I would give it all for a moment where Natasha actually gets past Taskmaster’s shield and tells him. “I train with the real thing. You don’t measure up.”

“I think you remember me and my country. I think you remember us as long as you live!”

I mean if you want one-to-one recaps, Wikipedia’s right there, fam.

“I’m not racist, I listen to that one Kanye West album!”

Jesus Christ is there anything that the dipshit writers on this site actually approve of?  The Newsroom was....fine.  It wasn’t fantastic by any stretch but it wasn’t the Real Housewives either.  It was a serious show about serious adult stuff, which is better than 90% of television out there.  

Budweiser or Miller or Coors or PBR or some kind of regular domestic beer.

...very Racist...inexperienced, and not very smart.

That’s where I was. And I think it’s more profound that the guy with America in his name didn’t bat an eye. Imagine how differently this scene would have played out if this had just been Nat or Scott Lange running the group.

You doubt the Master Of Pouches and the guy that draws thighs 5 times as wide as the persons skull?

I really, really, REALLY hope this is what it is. I don’t want a multiverse yet. I just sense hot mess.

It would be fantastic if the whole ‘Mysterio is from an alternate universe’ thing is just a ruse he concocted and Fury fell for it.

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

Hence the title “End Game”

I was vaguely excited by the prospect of FC5 prior to its release, hoping it would have something to say or, at least, give me an amusing way to vent my anger and frustration over the absurd state of the US... but it was so milquetoast, so bland, so... honestly, it felt more like a right-wing fantasy than anything…

The next time any white person tries to tell you how lazy POC are just remind them that 63 million of you thought that someone who never worked a day in his fucking worthless life should be president(lower case intentional). People in NYC could’ve told you this but no, you emotionally stunted assholes in the Midwest…

I love my dog, but I don’t get the people who need to bring them everywhere.  I’ve taken mine to a bar patio thats dog friendly a few times and honestly I end up spending more time focusing on what he’s doing (hes a friendly boy) than enjoying myself. 

Oh, please. Cry me a river. You’re either one of those women who would throw another woman under the bus while crying out about what a feminist you are or you’ve never had to deal with them. My guess is the former rather than the latter.

Let’s see... They could have donated these Nike shoes, clothes etc to homeless veterans. I mean they do support the veterans. This is what all this white outrage is about right?