literally eating a bag of M & M’s.... oh well these things are tasty.

Not for nothing, but this really made me appreciate that my husband just “gets” stuff like this. When I’m out of the house, I don’t have to ask him to do anything because he just knows it needs to be done. I went to dinner with a friend the other day and came home to a completely clean home, the kids bathed and…

“I thought I heard thunder outside, so I made those same grandchildren turn off all of the electricity as we sat in silence and prayed that the lightning wouldn’t come.*”

You have to put money into the hands of consumers, and that means the poor and the middle class because they spend nearly 100% of what they earn.

This is all well and good except I’m plus-size so if I like something and it fits me, by God I am TAKING IT because who knows when such a miracle will ever happen again???

if trump gains by this tax reform, you know the average joe is getting the stick.

You mean like how Obama grew the economy, created jobs, lowered unemployment and saw minimum wage increases without doing that? Gotchaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

“Try me”

I also think an ‘Aight’ coupled with a ‘Bet’ falls somewhere between a ‘What you not gon do’ and ‘That’s where you got me fucked up.’ But, all in all, this is pretty solid.

The “word” is definitely an east coast thing. And word is a wild card. When you hear “word”, anything can happen. You could get cursed TF out. Or you could catch every last hand ever. But there is a qualifier for this one: if your opponent says word while nodding their head, you about to get knocked the fuck out.

X. “What the fuck you mean _____?”

How did “Say it again” not make the list Corey???

“Boy look here...” didn’t make the list huh?

This is incorrect.

I know this will never happen and probably impractical, but why don’t we have a voter test, before we’re allowed to vote, just like a driver’s license test, before you can drive.

Stop getting invested in fake realities and live your life in a meaningful and fulfilling way.

But do you really want Pastor’s Body to get run over by the Molly Train? He seems far too nice for that. Molly don’t need to be setting any dates besides ones on the calendar with her therapist.

You’re right, but that’s still somewhat on Issa. How is it that jalapeno popping Tasha could read the situation and spit game in a few months, while Issa couldn’t open her mouth for years? Past a certain point, you aren’t a victim; you’re a volunteer. Issa volunteered for that mess, and I get the feeling the season…

Derek did try to give Lawrence some knowledge, but he didn’t want to hear it. Yes, Tiffany is trash, but these folks are also totally immature and don’t know how to conduct themselves in a social situation.

My strategy is to "cheat" when it is worth it. For example, if I am taking a trip somewhere that they are famous for BBQ you can bet I am going to crush some delicious BBQ while I am there and love every minute of it. However, when on my way there and I stop to get some lunch at your basic fast food restaurant I…