That’s the same idiot that kept getting banned and opening dozens of new numbered accounts last year, isn’t it? He just got a new name.

“She was not his adopted daughter. Not legally as he never adopted her”

“She was not his adopted daughter. Not legally as he never adopted her”

Goldblum has always been sketchy. I don’t know why anyone is surprised by this. It is 100% on brand for him.

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No, no no. You do you. Your first instinct is to shoot the messenger and blow smoke when a reporter bravely speaks truth to power by, say, cravenly nitpicking about his appearance when he mentions accusations that a former President committed rape.

Someone is speaking about powerful men harming women! Quick! Change the subject! Shoot the messenger!

Shoot the messenger! Every single time.

Shoot the messenger!

So you haven’t seen X-Men: Origins: Wolverine?

Half of those guys went to the same Ivy League school, too. Weird.

I mean, Ronan was the subject of a contentious decade long custody battle. I’m guessing multiple tests were done by both sides and he (and everyone else involved in that including his brother-in-law/daddy who keeps starting this rumor to try to hurt his ex) has an ironclad paternity.

‘Do I confirm my daddy is my super shitty brother-in-law or do I go on letting people assume my dad is instead that beloved oldschoolcool guy who never tried to break my arm when I was a tot? Gosh, such a hard decision.’

Yep, I watched it a couple of times and it got me each time. lol

“Colbert made a Frank Sinatra joke during the interview. Farrow didn’t seem offended. I was very surprised.”

You could have googled it faster than [blahblahbutthurtfanboywhiningblah]?

To be fair, I find it hard to believe anyone goes on that show.

Mia Farrow was on Howard Stern? I find that hard to believe.

I mean, that is a very effective commercial. lol

Thanks for reminding me of the Jez Scary Stories Thing. I completely forgot about it. I love reading those.