Jesus, this is as painful as Mickey Rooney's commentary track for the DVD release of his Twilight Zone episode, "Night of the Jockey." If you haven't seen that slice of fried gold, I highly recommend checking it out on YouTube - Rooney comes off like he's giving a masterclass in Cranky Old Assholery.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT A "C++"?

I was really disappointed with White Lung's most recent album.

Oxysuikoden won't help with that.

To be fair, she DID get off his plane.

…or, and I'm just spitballing here, he can finally make that feature-length adaptation of Portal.

Damn.

…goddamn it, Brian.

Oh, that's what you ALWAYS say, Satan.

Because she's high as fuck and it was just sitting there.

Interesting.

Were the ridiculous amount of similarities between the ending of this episode and the film Silence of the Lambs intentional?

Good.

I'm not one for really on-the-nose musical choices in film/television but capping off San Junipero with Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven is a Place on Earth" put a smile on my face that still won't fade.

"…I just don't feel it made great usage of the extended run time."

No, no.

"…or get a free juice with their meal at a restaurant and don’t want to
look like an snob by refusing it. (Seriously, who are you trying to
impress?)"

This is a good start, but I'm waiting patiently for the supercut of "movies shot with cameras."

What a dick.

To be fair, I'd imagine that a man named Paul Fistinyourface finds MOST faces really punchable.