That’s not at all true. Show me an actual *gaming* laptop (i.e. discrete gaming GPU) that you can get for anywhere close to $400. Doesn’t exist.

Religion is seriously a poison on humanity.

What exactly is a “hairpin 90"? Sounds like a very useless hairpin if it’s a 90 degree angle. 

Immediately expected to see a bunch of fucking idiots in the comments thinking they were gonna blow this whole thing wide-open by pointing out to everyone that a man does not ACTUALLY have super-powers and boy was I simultaneously not disappointed and extremely disappointed at the same time.

Don’t be killjoys.  No one…

Jesus fucking christ what is WRONG with you people in this comment section?

Nobody thought the man actually double-jumped.  You are not smart or clever for saying the fucking obvious thing out loud, you’re just a massive douchebag.

Show us on the doll where the bad non-smoker touched you.

Or you could just....I dunno, relax and not take it so seriously?

thank you, I’m sure all 4 year olds around here who are still developing the synapses required to absorb information and perform the minimal amount of critical thinking needed to recognize that this baseball replay isn’t an actual videogame mechanic defined by its physical impossibility will benefit from your post

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

It really sucks when you make your friend a cameraphone and they won’t even use it to stay in touch with you.

A person who is good to you but shitty to other people is not a good guy. 

He’s a good guy.

When police officer gets into the top ten most dangerous jobs we can revisit the issue. 

This is exactly why police departments need to be abolished and rebuilt from the ground up. The system is far beyond any sort of reform, and is failing both citizens and any good police that are left.

Ah yes, I’m sure you feel he was well justified in blowing way some kid simply because they had the nerve to ensure the vehicle wasn’t rolling anywhere after they were pulled over.  Couldn’t possibly expect the cop to see what was happening, first.  To use their discretion. To assess the facts as they played out…

Is a joke.

Except it wasn’t their property to claim and there was no claim to be made. It is 100% legal and the lawyers know this. No protected code was distributed and it’s been established multiple times in court you can mod what you purchase as long as it doesn’t interfere or damage the original IP holder. Like, say, modding…

The news van won’t get there before you can find clothes or a sheet to wrap yourself in.  I hear people say this whenever sleeping naked is brought up, but, honestly, it’s a phobia.  It’s an unreasonable fear.

Now THAT was a good, solid, Rick and Morty.

In Soviet Russia, bilge pumps you!