“Sapient” is actually correct here, as Thanos seemingly intended to wipe out half of all intelligent beings. Not all sentient beings are sapient: sentience implies the ability to feel, while sapience implies self-aware intelligence and wisdom.

This is the dumbest fucking take, typical of people who don’t actually understand the mechanics of comedy. Chappelle is not Tim & Eric - his comedy isn’t esoteric or deep. You either take pleasure in cruelty or not - there’s nothing here to “get.”

Ah, well your total guess without any evidence whatsoever MUST be better. You really nailed that take - so self-aware and thoughtful!

I agree that SNL still has bright points, but the lows are so VERY low. It would be significantly better if Lorne would retire and let some youths run it. Make SNL weird again!

The only thing less funny than current SNL is current Dave Chappelle. Truly uninspired on every level. But if that’s your thing, I guess have fun mocking marginalized communities?

Depp knew for a fact he abused Amber Heard, and he still filed a lawsuit against her, so...

Because losing a multi-million dollar lawsuit for assault isn’t worth it?

Why WOULDN’T they say “we are aware of serious injuries sustained during TwitchCon. We cannot comment further at this time, but we wish the affected people a speedy recovery”? Where’s the legal danger in that?

Why is it that shitty people like you feel the need to constantly announce how shitty they are? Did mommy not love you enough?

It’s utterly trivial to make a physical game of Snap - all you need is a cardboard screen for each player to arrange their cards behind. Then you both lift your screens at the same time.

The fuck?

Headlines often get changed, or A/B tested against different site visitors, so some people may not have been served the same title. Best practice is to ALWAYS have the content warning in the body.

14-year-olds aren’t “asking for it” you useless sack of shit. GTFO with that rape-apologist bullshit.

Uh huh. Sure you would. Because we know people who walk into a situation with their mind made up that someone is lying ALWAYS take evidence to the contrary very seriously. Such impressive self-knowledge you have.

And that’s impossible to fake? You’d instantly believe that “evidence”?

What kind of “proof” could they provide that you would deem convincing? I’ve never seen ANY company anywhere deliver proof of a DDOS - that doesn’t mean that DDOS attacks are made up, just that no one in their right mind would deliver dumbshit skeptics on the internet their detailed private network data.

The principle wasn’t the problem, fuckwit, it was the cost. The waiver costs nothing - the pregnancy test is not free. Use your goddamn brain, or are you too busy being a prick?

Not true at all. In a public place you have no expectation of privacy and wiretapping statutes don’t apply. Consent for recording only comes into play in private, and in a one-party consent state you can secretly record any and all conversations you are a party to.

The doctor has fucking insurance - stop concern trolling and grow even a tiny bit of empathy, you fucking dick.

Every potential patient deserves to know that this doctor does NOT take the Hippocratic Oath seriously.