Um... how would cashing out his stock “end a ton of jobs”? It would devalue Amazon stock (at least in the short term), but what does that have to do with anyone’s job?

Wow, “things some random commenter claims they saw on LinkedIn” is DEFINITELY a great source for this information. Let’s keep drawing broad conclusions from this incredible data.

People who got in early with Bernie Madoff made a lot of money, too. So you must love that guy and everything he did, right?

Was the mention of the solution “hag” a reference to the crossword scene in Hot Fuzz? If so: well-played.

I’ve played the Legend of Zelda - they can definitely fly. Especially if you hit one with your sword over and over.

Kotaku obviously didn’t get a pre-release review copy, so they can’t post their own opinion until it releases to the public.

Empathy for assholes who are actively hurting people for absolutely no reason is always a “bold stance.” Get vaccinated, d-bag.

Wow, what an amazing misogynistic take you’ve come up with! Maybe try shutting the fuck up a little more often?

Same! I love Apple hardware, but I much prefer Google’s software. I’m just glad that’s actually an option still!

Grow up. Literally no one but psychos gives a fuck what the “legal name” of the gun is.

They could, except isolating regimes doesn’t have ANY moderating effect on their actions. Economic engagement with the global capitalist system, as much as I DESPISE modern capitalism, actually DOES have a liberalizing effect on countries afflicted with the most brutal governments.

Literally no one with business operations in China can. The blame for that is on CHINA, not the businesses trying to operate there.

Definitely keep everyone posted on this valuable information.

What restaurant serves water a) with no ice? and b) by picking up a full glass found IN THE KITCHEN and bringing it to a table? That’s not any kind of correct practice.

“Snark” is not the same as “slander.” If you want news stories, don’t come to an openly biased blog site.

In a world where Station Eleven exists, there’s no way I would greenlight another season of Y. If you want me to watch a pandemic show during a pandemic, it had better be as good and as cathartic as Station Eleven.

“Everybody knows this already.”

There’s no reason for that, and your phone can’t “tell” what brand of cable it’s plugged into. Could be your cable is defective in some way, though.

Wow, what are you, twelve? Grow up, little baby boy.

Sure you did. Definitely SUPER believable organic post here.