God forbid you have to ever even glance at something that doesn’t suit your personal aesthetic preferences. Would you like a blankey and a pacificier, too?

Wow, you truly are a massive crybaby. You are way, waaaay too invested in your own opinions. Put on your big-boy pants and change the channel, son. Or come up with an actual critique instead of a bunch of unsupported whining.

Whaaaat! That’s psycho. I’m troubled by this!

So your contention is that right now, no one is on the watch for dangerous CMEs? Because I think that’s demonstrably false. There are lots of early warning systems in place for extraterrestrial threats to the planet. And I’m not aware of any of them raising a false alarm for a CME.

Yeah, if the grid goes down, conspiracy theorists will definitely NOT freak out at all. You really thought this one through.

Uh... when was the last Carrington Event “false alarm”? I’ve never heard of one happening.

Wait, what? Why would there be such a massive margin of error for the distance to such a nearby star?

Yeah, I mean... I’d have some questions for sure.

It’s interesting that it’s framed not as “someone who is a Democrat/Republican” but “someone who voted for the opposing presidential candidate.” I could definitely try to be friends with a Republican who didn’t vote for Trump. But definitely NOT with anyone who voted for Trump, no matter their party affiliation.

This is the dumbest fucking argument possible. There are shows about serial killers, and that doesn’t give a pass to their stars to murder people. The content of a show has absolutely NOTHING to do with how people should treat each other off-camera.

What work of art/media most inspired you to improve your own work?

Look, we found another Republican who hates the free market! Why are you such a socialist cuck?

You don’t sympathize with the workers, so stop lying. You’re not on their side - you’re a virtue-signaling fake activist. You don’t understand how change actually happens, and nothing you are doing will help. You’re really just being an asshole, but you already knew that.

I didn’t tell you what to do with your money. Read more closely: I suggested calling for a mass boycott should come only at the request of the staff who have been negatively affected by ABK’s corporate policies.

Except that none of their staff that I know of has called for a customer boycott of their games. Let the employees lead on this issue, and wait for their request before you put all their jobs at risk with a massive boycott.

You clearly don’t have any idea what you’re talking about. Do literally ANY research into crime prevention before spouting off about shit. You’re embarassing yourself.

This list is mostly bad and you should feel bad. Stop spreading the lie that consumer products can EVER make the world better.

They weren’t banned nationally, but many big cities apparently had individual bans.

Uh... what’s even bad about this?

You got the cause and effect backwards, bruv. They don’t own 15 cars because they work at Jalopnik - they work at Jalopnik because they own 15 cars. Lordy.