How about anything ever, any time at all? Is that too much to ask for you? Why do you find accountability so threatening?

Don’t explain your jokes. If people don’t get it, that’s on them.

I’ve never seen a Ferrari driver use their turn signals so... *maybe* this is why? I just assumed it was because they’re selfish pricks.

No one who knows you in person can stand you.

I have never once had them assume I was ordering a large. That’s really odd behavior.

Thousands of professional gymnasts and musicians would like a word with you.

It’s part of promoting the team they play for, which is a whole business model unto itself.

Naw, you’re right.

There are a whole bunch of careers, mostly in sports or the arts, where people are clearly professionals at age 20. Some careers even peak before age 30. Broaden your perspective.

I’m sure YOU could take a short break and figure out how to get the fuck over it and stop being a misogynist, but for some reason you haven’t done that.

Wow, you’re really not interested in thinking this through at all, huh? The drinking age has been established for DECADES, and legal enforcement has a ton of weight behind it, including the buy-in of (most) police departments. Masking isn’t even remotely comparable. Use your brain.

Be a better person, incel trash.

Unless she gets totally naked after you took that screenshot, then she’s not “doing a striptease.” A striptease by definition involves removing all your clothing. What she’s doing is wearing a bikini in a hottub and dancing around. That’s in no way the same thing, and you and other concern trolls have GOT TO GROW UP.…

It’s all totally subjective, but I’m not hearing anyone arguing that the PS5 has a large slate of excellent games that you can’t play on the PS4. No one is making a sweeping argument about whether sequels are “important” or not. If the PS5 has a killer app that you can only experience on the PS5, I’m all ears. But I…

I have two TVs, both 1080p. So my resolutions ain’t changing even if I get a PS5.

Nathan’s not saying “don’t get a PS5" - he’s saying “don’t worry if you can’t get a PS5, because it’s not that big a deal yet.” So to disprove his point, you’d have to suggest reasons it’s totally essential. Good luck with that, because I can’t think of one.

Yikes! Check your math - you’re off by two orders of magnitude on what percent of Bezos’s net worth $2.9 billion is. It’s not “about 0.01%” - it’s about 1.5%. Don’t forget to multiply fractional quantities by 100 to express them as a percent.

If you’ve made the EXTREMELY questionable decision to call people out for being “too sensitive” to others’ emotions, it’s waaaay past time to consider that you’re probably just an asshole. Be a better person.

Criticism is not the same as being “ready to tear his limbs off.” I haven’t seen any threats of physical violence in the comments, so let’s just relax. Rogen can take it.

“Funny” is not an objective term in any way, shape, or form, and anyone who tells you it is will lie about other things too. Humor is entirely defined by culture, so there is no such thing as “universally funny.” Rogen is funny - to some. Sandler is funny - to some. Tig Notaro is funny to me, but I’m CERTAIN not to…