“The rocket was always in his jetpack in the original films, but he never fired it. But now, again, it’s canon.”

In what universe? That’s not how the VAST majority of companies operate. If their employees have a decent union, then they have to make decisions as part of a negotiation with the union. But lacking a fully unionized workforce, employees/contractors have zero power to control the policies of management.

You didn’t make a joke... just misunderstood a pretty basic idea. Maybe consider not doubling down next time.

Well if anecdotal evidence is all you need to assume your experience is universal, there are a LOT of things in life you’re going to be surprised by.

Christ you’re dumb.

Lobbying comprises a massive range of activities, but you can’t just blanket “end all lobbying.” The freedom of speech implications are obvious, and SCOTUS would never let such a law stand. Additionally, the legislative process would suffer massively, and enormous harm to the US and the world would result. It’s…

If you care how people’s headphones look, you are not and never have been a music fan. Grow up.

This console does not require furniture. Check your privilege.

Yeah man. Just like with EVERY OTHER device you’ve ever owned: don’t put it upside down. This is not difficult.

If you think THIS is trolling... wow. Don’t ever go on Twitter, man.

You misunderstood. If this is what constitutes a “problem” to you, you’ve led a charmed life. There’s nothing about the PS5 design described here that rises to the level of “problem.” It’s not the Red Ring of Death - these are the absolute most minor gripes I’ve ever heard.

It’s not a problem at all, dawg. It’s an extremely tiny inconvenience. A mosquito bite is a bigger problem.

If these are “problems,” your privilege is showing.

First, the courts have held him accountable on numerous occasions.

So to save an extra 60 seconds you’d pay $40 a year for a piece of software that’s several orders of magnitude less useful? I don’t believe you.

How ON EARTH does this list not include All Dogs Go To Heaven? There are SO many terrifying parts of that movie. I never found Secret of NIMH scary, but All Dogs was pure nightmare fuel.

This is why I always wave an extremely powerful electromagnet over all my food before I eat it. Although restaurants seem to hate it when you show up toting a car battery, for some reason.

Uh... what? I pay the same price for the full version of Photoshop ($9.99 per month), and it’s been able to do the exact same thing for a while... along with about fifty thousand other things. This app is a huge rip-off.

I love the occasional reminder that throwing money at something doesn’t automatically mean it succeeds. Sometimes terrible ideas just sit there, stinking, like a turd on the subway.

Nobody. Wants. This.