Unless you can prove that this very limited ruby platform can allow the injection of “additional instructions,” you’re just making shit up. Got any proof? Anything other than a theory you’re floating at random?

“akin to a 9-year-old girl playing dress-up”

Uh... that suggests that if I pay for a ticket to a comedy show, I pay for the right to use the jokes I hear there, which is ALSO not true, and still joke theft. Why are you laboring under the notion that the forum of performance and whether or not you paid for the performance have anything to do with intellectual…

Chillums are usually larger than a one-hitter/bat, and typically clay or glass.

So you donated to the cause and then SPECIFICALLY violated the family’s wishes by using the photo of their injured child? Giving them money doesn’t give you the right to contravene their requests, you fucking scumbag. Stop trying to buy people.

How is saying “thank you” condescending? I’m genuinely not understanding that perspective here. It just sounds polite to me.

How about this: go fuck yourself, you useless piece of shit. Do better: the people around you deserve it, and I guarantee they can’t stand you.

Uh... nope, you’re just a fucking scumbag. You’re also a coward if you don’t tell them up front that you’re not tipping. Here’s a tip for you: be a better person. The people around you fucking hate you.

Morality and legality are two separate things. Are you really an adult in 2019 and don’t understand this? Apologies if you’re actually 14.

Good thing human languages, especially English, never change or grow in any way. You’re definitely never going to be disappointed by another new piece of slang, meme reference, or an idiom you’re unfamiliar with.

Nope, but I’d rather be fat than have an ugly soul like you. Do better - your friends and family know what a shitbag you are, and they deserve better.

Aw, poor widdle baby can’t take criticism of his shitty “joke.” How boringly average you are.

Wow, repeating a fat-phobic joke 40 other people already made. We’re all SOOO impressed by your insight.

U mad bro?

Musician here: love his voice. It’s funny, it’s almost as if taste is totally subjective and assuming your taste is universal is an emabarrassing fallacy...

Always good to judge people by their clothes. That’s never gone wrong for anyone.

I love it when people mistake nostalgia for taste.

You sound like a Libertarian, so I imagine that no one will ever convince you to do something that might benefit someone else even at a tiny cost to yourself. If you’re in such a hurry, run up the stairs like a REAL individualist would. Taking the escalator is just relying on the collective action of the state to do…

Yeah, damn them for trying to make money with this... free... event. Huh. Care to try again without lying?

Why not take a job you enjoy and find ways to make it even better? Why are you and NoGas shitting on people for trying to improve their particular grind? Like... Christ. If you don’t want to improve the world, then keep doing nothing. But shitting on other people for making it better is frankly insane.