Nope, but I’d rather be fat than have an ugly soul like you. Do better - your friends and family know what a shitbag you are, and they deserve better.

Aw, poor widdle baby can’t take criticism of his shitty “joke.” How boringly average you are.

Wow, repeating a fat-phobic joke 40 other people already made. We’re all SOOO impressed by your insight.

U mad bro?

Musician here: love his voice. It’s funny, it’s almost as if taste is totally subjective and assuming your taste is universal is an emabarrassing fallacy...

Always good to judge people by their clothes. That’s never gone wrong for anyone.

I love it when people mistake nostalgia for taste.

You sound like a Libertarian, so I imagine that no one will ever convince you to do something that might benefit someone else even at a tiny cost to yourself. If you’re in such a hurry, run up the stairs like a REAL individualist would. Taking the escalator is just relying on the collective action of the state to do…

Yeah, damn them for trying to make money with this... free... event. Huh. Care to try again without lying?

Why not take a job you enjoy and find ways to make it even better? Why are you and NoGas shitting on people for trying to improve their particular grind? Like... Christ. If you don’t want to improve the world, then keep doing nothing. But shitting on other people for making it better is frankly insane.

Oh, poor baby, doesn’t like to see contrary opinions. So triggered.

Wow, yeah, fuck these people for trying to make their job more interesting, and make it more interesting for other people. You have an extremely warped sense of how work is “supposed” to be. The rest of us are actual, you know, humans, who are thankful for anyone trying to make work less of a grind.

Why hold open the door for people? They could hire a doorman to do that. Why use your napkin to wipe up spills at a restaurant? That’s the busser’s job.

Uh... “precedent” suggests that people haven’t used the DMCA in exactly this way many, many times before. I think you might want to research a little before assuming this is a brand new interpretation.

I’m mostly curious what you thought the value of this comment was. Are you genuinely afraid people were misinterpreting the post? Are you trying to entertain? Or just trolling?

And how does this justify the insane, incredibly regressive laws surrounding this issue?

Oops. Math is hard, we know.

Ooof. Would you care to revisit this total black hole of logic? It’s a free society... so Valve HAS TO host every piece of garbage someone tries to publish on their private platform? Try again, please.

If you think drinking is “an integral part of most social activities in US culture” you’re not doing US culture right. Just because alcohol is available, that doesn’t obligate you to partake. I’ve never cared for alcohol, and I’ve never had any problem engaging with US social culture.

There’s nothing innately interesting about these stories, though. Talking about growing and changing is a LOT more interesting than discussing the doorknobs who still get something out of the Gin Blossoms in their thirties and forties.