You can say whatever the fuck you want - the flip side of that is that the rest of us get to say, “Wow, that’s fucking creepy.” If you want to be creepy, go for it! But pretending you didn’t understand it’s creepy behavior is fucking moronic. Be an adult, own your own bullshit.

“Severe trouble” for questioning false shit a teacher spouted? You went to an awfully shitty school if that’s the case. This wouldn’t even be a blip at any school I attended, especially for a very young child. It’s bonkers that anyone would ever consider any disciplinary action for this journal entry.

Just out of curiosity: where did you THINK blue milk came from in the Star Wars universe? Would blue cows have been more believable for you?

... because great movies of the past were never controversial, and required no effort of thought to understand their greatness? If that’s your argument, I have some very bad news for you.

Resurrecting a three-month-old thread to drop your racist hot-take? Really admirable shit, dumbfuck.

Ah, the ad hominem attack - the hallmark of a fantastic argument! You certainly sound intelligent, so why ruin it by petulantly demanding personal details about people?

You keep talking about “individual episodes” - isn’t that... what constitutes the whole series? Is there something I’m missing that is NOT made up of individual episodes?

You’re extremely incorrect. “Transporter range” is a plot device, not a constraint based on sound scientific theory. The way you know the matter is not itself moved by the transporter is that transport happens near-instantaneously, so unless you’re asserting that they’re accelerating matter close to the speed of…

Star Trek canon is officially that they DO work like the Prestige, except that the original item/person is destroyed at the point of origin (usually) and then an exact copy is assembled at the destination. Thus the reason that copies are occasionally created, like Will Riker’s “twin.”

“Shitty writing” is assuming your audience needs every new moment explained to them - it assumes your audience is too stupid to use their imagination to fill in the knowledge that is left unsaid.

What the fuck is wrong with you, you twisted sociopath? Jesus Christ. I hope there are no women in your life, because you’re a fucking monster.

Why do Poe and Rey need to meet ever? Fans like you have so constructed your own narrative that you don’t even realize when your complaints make zero sense.

“I have to be honest” - no, you don’t. You don’t HAVE to be anything. Zero people demanded your ignorant perspective. You WANT to be honest because it boosts your ego to pretend to be some bastion of truth.

Videogame companies have specifically engineered their products to maximize the dopamine response of their consumers - they openly admit to this. Can you say the same about the manufacturers of Beanie babies, coins, furniture, or cats?

You’re clearly one of those dipshits who thinks addiction is about a lack of willpower, rather than a disease of the central nervous system. Educate yourself instead of spouting off about things you clearly don’t know the first thing about.

Jack Daniels is prevented by law from selling or even advertising to children, as well as facing numerous restrictions on sales, including not selling to visibly intoxicated persons, restrictions on giving away drinks for free, etc.

I’ve spent a lot of time trying out these new “horseless carriages,” and I’m worried they may never be good enough to catch on with the public! They’re noisy, and prone to malfunction, even occasionally exploding! Say what you want about a horse, at least I know it’s not going to shower me in hot pieces of metal.…

First: how does us gossiping about the Mueller investigation help the Mueller investigation? Second: you know we can read about that in a real newspaper, AND enjoy this meme at the same time, right?

Excellent, concise explanation for all the dingbats out there. If only they could be bothered to read a paragraph that long.

I could NOT stop seeing “raccoons” even though I knew there was no R or S. Also, not usually food or drink...