Just to be that guy: it’s impressive he’s doing reps, but that first foot he’s skipping is, by far, the hardest part of the lift.

If going down the stairs is so hard, why doesn’t he just install an El Evator?

Oh my god.

That's nothing. Imagine a Bills home playoff game.

Let us be clear about something: put these two teams together and you — for all intents and purposes — have Philadelphia sports fans.

Yep, you cracked the case.

Can we talk about how heinous those grey, sleeved Bulls uniforms are? Holy fucking god. Whoever designed those needs to be beaten with a sack of dead frogs.