Doubt his store front will be successful, but I do agree that Steam and Valve have gone to shit.

they've had three grenade launchers since 2001

I'm a guy, but I still want this.

I wonder why I headlined this "Reminder..."

I still miss being able to dodge them with mini turbo boosts in MK DS.

If that's the case, then it must be hard to defend movies, since Troma exists. Or literature, since Harlequin novels exist. And so on and so forth.

So what are you advocating, self-censorship? Personally I feel that bowing to the pressure of the nay-sayers would tarnish the industries reputation even more. The devs have every right to make MK they way they want to, and I personally feel that the industry is mature enough that we don't have to worry about how…

Sums up the entire series.

"I'm in love with Mega Man already, because he's like a more badass version of Samus."

There's a reason why residents of Kauai, Hawaii refer to two-person kayaks as "divorce canoes"

Bill Murray has got to be so fucking sick of being the coolest guy in any given room by now.

We've been together for 7 years and are going to marry. And it's a he.

Declaring something "horseshit" does not make it so. A long time ago, we decided neither of us required monogamy in our relationship. So we don't have it. Why does this rankle you so much? I really do not get it. Do you feel like we're cheating or taking the easy way out or something? And shit, maybe we are. …

I wish everyone would just fuck everyone and shut the fuck up.

Jealousy is a fear reaction, though. It's a case of, "If this person goes out with this other person, then they'll like him/her more than me and they'll leave me and I'll be alone."

I'm spoiled for choice here. I mean, I could point out the sheer, incoherent stupidity of telling a bunch of strangers that you totally know more about their emotions than they do, and they only think they're happy in an open relationship...

Bad news! Even if you have kids, 100 years after you die, nobody will remember you.

Is that you? That vaguely criminal face on your ID card, its soul snatched by the government camera as the guillotine shutter fell, or maybe just left somewhere, with your heart. -Gravity's Rainbow

Reporter: So, Russell, how did it feel to be acknowledged like that? To hear how much Kevin values you as a teammate and that he couldn't have done it alone?