"I don't want to sound like I'm making too many excuses, so here are only three."

So in Portland it has been crazy hot this week, like in the 80's, not many of us have AC and what not so I had all the windows of the house open tonight to keep it cool and just enjoy the good weather. I was watching this on ESPN, our local nbc station also broadcasts the games and it was about 5 seconds in front of…

I'm pretty sure you're allowed to travel in the last 2 seconds of the game. Refs don't want the game decided by their whistle lol

Mark Cuban's douche-baggy face after that he realized they won....wish i can punch it.

Vince Carter is still playing in the NBA?!

"ACTUALLY, Teague was clearly out of bounds."

I really don't see how the suffering is doled out to women disproportionately than to men. Game of Thrones is set in a pretty miserable universe for everyone. I understand that their are more men of power, it being a depiction of a medieval society with primogeniture and all, but even then there are many…

Larger breasts and a beauty mark that was definitely not there in the Brawl design. I'm not a fan.

As much as I enjoyed True Detective, I couldn't spend more than a couple of minutes in the company of Matthew McConaughey's Rustin Cohle without going completely insane. Pete Holmes demonstrates why.

You're fighting a losing battle. It's like a lawyer saying, "not all lawyers are scum!"

ENOUGH about how people who work in advertising are not real writers. I'm an art director and my copywriter is most certainly a very talented writer. A real one. As are all the other writers around here.

*clears throat*

Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...

Lulz at "the south will rise again"

YeahmanItellyouwhat. Playthatnintendoasakidman. MostdangolfunIeverhad. Shotthemdangolducksforhours. BangbangbangwoooItellyouwhat. Dangoldogkeptlaughingatmethough.

Thug means "nigger." Let's not dance around it.

Do not allow these words to slip off the leathery, cynical skin you most assuredly don daily.

No doubt that the tendency you describe is real and frequently indicative of racism. Unfortunately, most white liberals talking about this issue can't help but essentialize blackness in the way they defend men like Sherman and West. So they get to the point where they assert this incredibly limiting definition of…

I like trimming as much as the next guy, but put your pants back on and leave? Grow up. Unless you're lovingly manscaped yourself you don't have a leg to stand on, and even if you are, it's kind of douchey to foist your own grooming choices on someone else. Does she have to have your haircut too?

Yup. Pubes are a highly effective asshole repellent.