Eh?

Scanner Darkley anyone?

Any prosecutor who would prosecute a recovering addict for discussing past use needs to be ran out of town with pitch forks.

This is a tribute to what a devoted mom can accomplish and is incredibly bad ass.

Music Critic: Lamar, I'm afraid to say it's flabby, lumbering, monotonous, lacking in aesthetic value, and totally and completely devoid of flow.

I was about to post something snarky about this article (like "How to Get the New iOS 7 and Remove Everything New!"), but then decided that there was enough snarkiness on the Internet. So here's a picture of the baby panda at the National Zoo.