Probably because Fett wasn’t the Sarlaac’s first meal ever. He might not have been the first thing it ate that day.  There were probably plenty of other meals in there if Fett went further down its gullet.

Re: Don’t treat the locker room like your personal bathroom.

Sex Education is a great show. Funny, poignant, heartfelt, and realistic. The actors are great also. 

A broker. For sale by owner conventionally means there is no intermediary broker involved in the transaction (on the sellers side).

They also both weren’t what we were talking about, we were talking about the one and then you chimed in with the other in an attempt to derail the conversation because in truth you don’t want anyone talking about either.

I’m also pretty sure nobody was talking about that, but as long as we’re going off topic, how ‘bout them Knicks? 

Interesting shifting of the goalpost there. First they didn’t complain in a timely enough manner, now they’re making unreasonable demands.

“Because he wasn’t also a social justice trailblazer.”

The fact that you weren’t listening doesn’t mean people haven't been complaining the whole time. 

Be aware: nothing draws attention like something blurred out. “There most be something interesting there, let’s go see in real life”

Sure elevator mechanics make good money, but there are a lot of ups and downs.

But they would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids!

Not good enough unless they were also added to the do not fly list.

Hallo Mr Torchinsky, why you say about my product? much designed to reducing the fuel and much save money on environment. Not everyone much can afford great Changli, even we all want one really bad a one! I decide to reduce fuel consumption very much! Thanks for my website, even you say things I know you enjoy about…

NOW we need an etymologist.

Fuck them. Seriously.

Actually what Butler understood was that “past is prologue.” She didn’t so much predict Trumpism, as take Reaganism to its logical conclusion.

Way to oversimplify for smug, self-satisfied reasons. In this case, the orange in question was clearly being studied in the lab full of orange research, and a reported orange-related accident seemingly directly led to an orange incident of disease.

Oh Marjorie, I guess you’re only a bad bitch when harassing high schoolers and taunting people outside their office door when they’re not in their office? Ass clown.

This is SOOOO awesome. I hope every time these shit stains are in public, this is the response. Whistles, bands, screams of “Pedophile!” Awesome!