Go fuck yourself. 

No, he was not “....just another person with an opinion.”! First, promoting racism and hate is not just voicing an opinion! Second, coming from someone who was as admired and had as large a pulpit as Ford gave it a degree of legitimacy. Finally, coming as it did at a time when Jews were being mercilessly persecuted…

The moment we all knew was coming has arrived.

Mercury.  It’s hot and small, but there’s nothing interesting about it. It’s the solar system’s Hayden Panettiere.

“How come they never protest black on black violence???”

Not clear why Edgar Allan Toe here is only being charged with carrying a concealed firearm when he clearly had it out in full view with the intention of menacing those kids. Do they not have laws against brandishing in Florida?

I knew it. The phone was bugged!

Vincent D’onofrio for Baron Harkkonen

China already has one. It's pretty great. 

the GOP response

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

Why does everyone want to bring their dog with them every time they leave the house? Grocery store-bring your dog. Retail store that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with dogs or pets-bring your dog along! Maybe there will be another dog there and they can bark and fight!

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

“shut up nerd”

Which isn’t even right. Angelou said “Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station.”

not knowing all the words, i suspect.

That’s because Europeans only immigrated in very large numbers to the more temperate areas of the New World. Where the climate was more similar to where they came from.

“especially when Melba, a total stranger, attacks her with that irritating superhuman strength”

Yeah if WWN was still around, their headline would be, “Where is Batboy Eating Now? Chef found dead at 61!”