Go fuck yourself. 

No, he was not “....just another person with an opinion.”! First, promoting racism and hate is not just voicing an opinion! Second, coming from someone who was as admired and had as large a pulpit as Ford gave it a degree of legitimacy. Finally, coming as it did at a time when Jews were being mercilessly persecuted…

“How come they never protest black on black violence???”

Not clear why Edgar Allan Toe here is only being charged with carrying a concealed firearm when he clearly had it out in full view with the intention of menacing those kids. Do they not have laws against brandishing in Florida?

the GOP response

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

Why does everyone want to bring their dog with them every time they leave the house? Grocery store-bring your dog. Retail store that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with dogs or pets-bring your dog along! Maybe there will be another dog there and they can bark and fight!

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

That’s because Europeans only immigrated in very large numbers to the more temperate areas of the New World. Where the climate was more similar to where they came from.

What I would really like to see is a massive shaming of all the contractors who are running the child concentration camps!

E- Luftwaffel Haus 

Yeah if WWN was still around, their headline would be, “Where is Batboy Eating Now? Chef found dead at 61!”

how many times are we going to do this dance?

dude, really? crossfit doesn’t mean you gotta try to fit yourself up on a cross, ya know.

To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

“Vengeance is mine,” saith the Ford.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Bert and Ernie are muppets, not Muppets. Any puppet that came out of Jim Henson’s workshop is a muppet, but only those appearing on the Muppet Show are proper noun Muppets. It’s not a hard distinction, folks.