Well apparently her oldest daughter does have a legitimate learning disability. Which is why Huffman paid for the SAT cheating.

Maybe it’s just that we all look alike, but your getting Felicity Huffman’s and Lori Loughlin’s stories all mixed up. Huffman didn’t pay to get her daughter into USC or any other college. She only paid to have her SAT answers corrected so her daughter would get a better score. For whatever college her daughter ended…

I really don’t think Trump will want to screw over Pence. Or if they are smart, his handlers will talk him out of that. Because he’s going to need Pence if he loses the 2020 election.

That’s why they say to revisit those rules as the children grow up. But the bottom line is that a 5 year old has no business touching other people’s private parts or letting other people touch his/hers. It’s fine to set that as a rule at that point. You can always add that rules will change as they grow up and become…

At least you’re not into bad boys like the Hamburgler. “Robble! Robble!”

Okay, but did you try frozen Reese’s Sticks?

“Umm, you know many, many bodies weren’t found and Ground Zero is the closest a lot of families have to a final resting place for their loved ones, right?”

It’s a great thing to have the courage of your convictions, but that doesn’t put food on the table or keep a roof over your family’s heads. Trump was notorious even back then for stabbing people in the back. Why should he put his job in jeopardy when it wouldn’t change a thing?

Pigs eat each other all the time. Including sometimes their own young.

In an office setting you’re less likely to get freebies. But anyplace where the business sells something - like consumer goods or food (prepared or packaged at a store) - they almost always give employee discounts. And why not? It improves the bottom like for the store/restaurant by adding to sales, and the comped…

Not really. Since many people would just assume the waiter is eating it because it’s free. Or heavily discounted.

I think boulevards traditionally included a median of some sort. But many places - especially in North America - use that for any large arterial road. Avenue I believe came from the French, and originally referred to tree-lined roads. Though it’s not like there’s any enforcement of these definitions anywhere. Many…

This explains how the Easter Bunny can bring eggs!

Valinor will be the top prize. We just have to locate the Straight Road.

Because getting out of the habit of saving for retirement is a bad thing. Instead of cutting back on your contributions, redirect the contributions to a bond fund instead. You won’t see the kind of returns you would get from stocks, but it will weather a downturn much better. Maybe even shift some of your current…

It wouldn’t be the first time the US tried for Greenland. Based on the Perry expeditions we had a claim on the northern half of Greenland for a while. When Denmark sold us the Danish West Indies (which became the US Virgin Islands) in 1917, one of the stipulations in the treaty was that we had to drop our claim on…

“It’s the Darth Vader school of management.”

You realize that an R rating doesn’t mean kids can’t - or even that they shouldn’t - see it, right? It just means they can’t see it without adult supervision.

I’m not saying you’re necessarily wrong, but you will need another example. Because that sentence sounds better as, “That Trump condemned the recent massacres is important; how he addresses future gun violence is critical.”

“Dictionary.com and Merriam Webster both disagree with you.”