Wish I could make the dog’s parents do it... :-) Maybe I’ll give it a try.

It’s got like a really middle eastern looking cross stitched pattern to it I guess... “It really tied the room together” haha. But then we were dog sitting and it pooped all wet gross diarreah poop on it, and for whatever reason it didn’t smell and sat there just ingraining itself into the rug for who knows how long.…

How do you get dog poop out of a really frilly rug, where the poop is deeply, deeply smeared into the rug? The neighborhood dry cleaners all said the thing would fall apart if we took it there. Are we screwed?

Are you kidding me? I wouldn’t want the whole series to go that direction but I’d KILL for a launch Mario for the next system to look like that. I’d pre-order on day one... Childhood dream come true. Make it like the real world is some weird dream world he got stuck in. Amazing.

And here I thought favorites were just like Facebook likes...

Buying for Blast Corps.... And Cobra Triangle.

As long as the people responsible die, I’ll be happy. Oh and the servers are overwhelmed right now to where it won’t let me change my master password. Says to try again later.

The app data backup is huge to me. Any time I have issues with my phone I refuse to even consider a system restore because I don’t want to lose game progress or have to reenter a million customization options in all my apps... I’d system restore at the drop of a hat if stuff was gonna automatically restore now.

Objectives within all the levels won’t be “story-based.”

How is that not an awesome Fatality? The worst fatalities are the ones that basically do something that’s been done before... I don’t recall ever seeing one where someone gets slammed around and one body part at a time keeps falling off. That was great.

It blows my mind that people really think Diet Coke tastes bad. Maybe it’s just got its addictive hooks in me, but I think it tastes better than any other beverage down the line. Sodas, teas, coffees, fruit juices... Nothing tastes better than Diet Coke.

Am I the only person cheap (smart) enough to still run out to Redbox to rent a movie for $1 and change rather than $5.99 on the streaming services? Streaming sucks.

Square? Is that what watching porn is?

Not sure if it’s totally worth buying one for but it’s definitely the most fun game on Xbox One / PS 4 I’ve played so far. I have both.

don't let them pick on you. I haven't seen either judge dredd or demolition man since the theater and in my mind they're both the same movie too.

The thing I always find annoying about this problem (and on the Play Store too) is when sale times come around and the sales are on a 4 year old game. Who cares. If you haven't played it by now, are you really still looking to buy it because of a sale?

The only FPS I bothered to play through to the end since Half Life 2. Bulletstorm is so freaking good. Would love to see a sequel but I know it'll never happen because people are idiots and didn't like it because it had a few more curse words than every other game that comes out nowadays.

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

I just threw up in my mouth a little... And chicken is my favorite food.

"Eat less, move more" is absolutely the correct advice. HOWEVER, it's leaving out the reply that the fat person is supposed to say which is "I'm trying, don't be a dick."