He blued himself!

It would make a great punk rock band name, too.

Harsh but fair I would say considering the Facebook translation of Donald Trump in Burmese to Chinese has been “Flatulent Rump” for some time now. 

My hovercraft is full of eels.

What fresh crap is this?

Feces Hole Buttocks is the orange fellow currently squatting in the White House.

Well...when you are Winnie the Poo its a short dump to Mr. Shithole

If that’s wrong, i don’t wanna be right! Imagine the SIZE of those appetizers!

I read something years ago about a team of biologists who did fry up some meat from a freshly dead giant squid. They said it tasted horrible because the flesh had a high sulfur content or something like that.

Sounds like they are really workin on kraken that code. 

All the vegan sausages that taste good are wildly unhealthy. The beyond ones are just a bunch of coconut oil.

I personally don’t eat meat, but if you’re doing it for healthy and not the animals, you might as well just eat the real thing sometimes. 

Can you define “processed” and “bad”? Because a lot more needs to be said. 

“Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?”
“...No, I’d still prefer not.”

What Impossible Pork Tastes Like

It’s just a little airborne! It’s still good, it’s still good!

I would think that it tastes like flying pig.

Does it maybe taste like this...

I’m not opposed to this stuff but I don’t think the Impossible/Beyond burgers taste like beef. They feel like beef but the flavor is not quite there. Not bad if you coat it in enough stuff (norm for burgers in most places anyway).