hey dont bring Nathan into this. nathan is a decent dude.

Thanks to you and your friends’ lust for avocado, for the destruction of the rainforest.

Popeye’s chicken sandwich is damn good no matter what f*cking color you are.

People rip on pumpkin spice constantly so I’m not sure where you’re going with that (and do newscasters).  I’ll give you kale though.

when has someone been stabbed in a parking lot over kale?

Is the Popeye’s sandwich thing being cast as a black issue? If so, why? I’m white as they come and I love Popeye’s. I hit ‘em up at rest stops, at the airport, and the standalone restaurant here where I live in Athens, GA. At ALL of these locations, the clientele seems to be predominantly white. Same, actually, at…

One can only hope.

And a battery that’s rated for years instead of hours.

Why buy Malibu Stacy if not for the new hats?

Is this really a “good thing” though? I posit that it’s not, it’s simply doing what all their competitors are already doing: putting a flavor on pizza crust.

Habemas Papa!

They tried previously with their Kickin’ Kimchi Ketchup, but Papa John’s KKK Sauce didn’t go down well...

not known by many is that the company signals the selection of a new Papa with black smoke.

Nobody wants a smelly watch

So Fitbit bought Pebble, and Google owns Fitbit, so now Google is going to make a Pebble style watch, right?  I like my Garmin Vivoactive 3 (and my SO loves it), but I miss my Pebble and would love another one.

In related news, Barstool Sports has offered to buy Deadspin for $1.

Umm. Not blowing my eyeballs out when using my phone at night is by FAR the most valuable reason. And barely even mentioned here. It’s the most practical application by far, and absolutely legit. Must we shit on everything?

What’s with all these blue shirts? You think blue shirts are cool? blue shirts are BULLSHIT. Here’s a weird swerve at some actor to prove my point.

i can’t believe i bothered reading this.