I bet the iguana tastes like chicken...

but but but clickbait

throw a needle through a sheet of glass.

This is unbelievable.

It’s nice we are building Skynet a clock.

What the heck is wrong with you? You are aware are you not, that every accusation of any sort reported in anyway typically calls for being guilty first, whether actual guilt is determined or not at a later date. He was arrested. Thus Internet says he is obviously guilty. If he is not charged later, he has gotten away…

I see the confusion. When you are arrested, it needs to be for a reason so they list the charge. You are not yet charged with a crime though. This is determined by a prosecutor if he/she thinks the arrest was done correctly and there’s enough evidence to apply the listed charge. The prosecutor may also change the …

He was charged, you dolt.

“Seattle police arrested Counter-Strike co-creator Jess Cliffe, 36, early this morning for sexual exploitation of a child.”

literally the first sentence

Hey we have one of those in town too!

Coke just needs to grow a pair, like this local restaurateur.

Originally found at a Baltimore crime scene...

I will die with you there. It’s a worthy cause.

I will die here beside you.

Lego*

A lesson to all other mammals: never trust a primate!

Crabby Wallet?

Crabby Wallet?

I'd watch this if it was scored by Muse.