No.

Ya know, I’m not a dreadlock-wearing, patchouli-smelling hipster, but sometimes people can be chowderheads.

You’re welcome

I’ll see myself out

But if *this* guy was in your bedroom, *he’s* gonna get shot.

And rabies.

You can fix a trampoline, but you can’t fix stupid:

10 minutes is normal.

In other news...

I prefer Cool Whip

Huh?

Snapseed FTW!

Babies.

Get a picture of a sea turtle with one of them coming out of an orifice, celebrity videos, and it’s a shoe-in.

Helium.

Obligatory.

You had me at bacon.

Sounds great!