You said “Nad”.

Sausage heist? Wasn’t that a movie?

No thanks. I’ll stick to something that’s:

IFTFY

Ball Pit, you say?

I think my company’s Web filter just caught fire due to the size of that picture... :O

NDB?

Looks like a typical day at the office.

Crappiest article ever.

+2 for waffled octopus

Hmm...

Gee, Patrick, way to set off my work’s Web filter. This is why we can’t have nice things. :(

Uranus, for example, is a wonderland

I knew it!

Bill Gates works in a Belgium Nutella factory now?