davidr5211
davidr5211
davidr5211

No thanks. I’ll stick to something that’s:

IFTFY

Ball Pit, you say?

I think my company’s Web filter just caught fire due to the size of that picture... :O

Hmm...

Gee, Patrick, way to set off my work’s Web filter. This is why we can’t have nice things. :(

Bill Gates works in a Belgium Nutella factory now?

Just to clarify, however, running is not the only activities (I am only doing it willingly when being chased by zombies) that provides an increased lifespan.

CHICAGO, IL - In a move heralded by many in the airline industry as genius, United Airlines has provided a new class of passenger travel, in a move guaranteed to maximize profits, raise blood pressure and provide even more of what your pals at United are famous for:

You missed one:

I prefer Peter Griffin’s: