Ah, the movie theater nap. One of the best naps IMO

Other good naps:
- “Long ride on a half-empty bus” nap
- “2nd Quarter of mid-afternoon NFL game” nap
- “Got off early from work and napped until exactly when I would have gotten home” nap

Elite death?

I was surprised to hear Neil Young’s Rockin in the Free World at one of his recent rallies. 1) I highly doubt Canadian Neil approves and 2) did those people even listen to the lyrics??

Not being familiar with “permanent press” is what got him into this mess to begin with!

Well that clears it all up.

That was two minutes of impressive athleticism, but I still have no idea why any of those men were doing any of the things they were doing.  

Wonder if the snitches got Switches.

I’ve always been partial to “he’s cooler than the other side of the pillow.”

“It’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it works out for them.”

This is all so fucking dumb.

Weird, the name on the ticket said SkyMiles Davis.

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

I buy Fiji water by the crate, take one sip per bottle, then dump the rest down the drain and imagine the tears of the native Fijians who are losing their water supply as it gets shipped across the world for no apparent reason. Mmmm!

an Evian man eh?

David Hogg........take a gap year tbh.

Manzplaining.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

“Easily one of the top ten swamp cities in Northeast Florida”