It was oddly satisfying to see that pic of Pittsnoggle. During his playing days, my friends and I turned his name into a verb. If someone came up with a good burn or poke fun of someone, we would say that they Pittsnoggled on someone.

I met Beto at a rally when he was running against Cruz, and as someone with $180,000+ student loan and relying on PSLF, I asked him about Trump’s threats to get rid of the program and if Congress could do something to protect it.

I was listening to the whole thing last night while cleaning and every few minutes I kept asking myself who the hell she was trying to gain for support outside of Minnesotans. Dems seem to keep moving left, and she seems complacent in the just left of center; while GOP think she’s too far left due to the support of…

As a Kentuckian by birth, I feel I have the right to say that Bevin fucking sucks, and is a huge idiot. Of the stupid shit that he has done, my favorite is when he tried to criticize lawmakers for not working, when in fact they were.

I’m actually ok with 15 eps per season for a show like this. It’s just enough to feel like a complete season and not feel like there are filler episodes.

Well, if they were talking about who the most elite QB of this era, then it’s 1. Flacco, 2. Flacco, 3. Flacco, 4. Big Ben, then, of course 5. Flacco. 

How dumb is he? All of the above. Easy 10

I’ve been on Fi for almost a year, and I actually get a little angry with myself when my bill cracks $40. 

Counter-counterpoint: Nathan Peterman

I’m going with Bills for two words: Nathan Peterman.

I’ve never had a NASCAR nap. I usually call them deep, NASCAR sleeps. Green flag, lights out by lap 6, then up about 45 minutes after the checker flag. 

As a Louisville native, I really, really wanted to vote for Papa “John.” But, it’s just not sports-y enough for me.

Wow, you think you know a person... but then this bomb gets dropped.

My mom used to tell me that if I didn’t behave, they were going to send me back to the Indians where they got me. It was less scary, just more concerning to me as a child.

It’s similar to the asshole Republicans who play Born in the USA by the Boss, and don’t really understand that it is definitely not a patriotic song at all. 

I jumped from Virgin Mobile to Google’s Project Fi and got a Moto X4. Best cell phone decision I’ve made, easily.

What the fuck was I thinking??? This is ‘MERICA where we smoke unfiltered Lucky Strikes and play FOOTBAW! I don’t need no stupid, high falutin words like following, or subsequent. That shit’s for soccer playing candy-asses.

Aw, hell, F- the NFL and their stupid youtube rules.
Here it is, just take out the space between you and tube.