Your trolling game is amazing... I can only applaud it from here. I called you out for calling an entire group of people cunts as not being a very Christian thing, and I get 150 words of nothing peppered with a message of love and a big fucking humblebrag. Amazing.

Sure, I agree that most Christians are cunts, especially Catholics — I know them very, very well.

Considering what they paid for Brock Osweiler, I can see the Texans throwing a one year $400 Billion dollar contract at him.

Respect? Compassion? He has to earn that from the people, it should NOT be given to him without earning. What has he done to show respect for all the people? Where is his compassion for this person:

Well, it’s no kick in the nuts, but as a Louisville fan and hater of all things Duke (it’s just a Kentucky DNA thing, even if you don’t like UK), this was pretty satisfying to watch. A little slap to the asshole’s forehead:

So, I was going to make a snide comment about being crazy for brushing before mouthwash, but then it got me thinking that I may have been doing it wrong my entire life. I just did a google search, and my life has been forever changed. The more you learn from Deadspin!

Some of these seem a bit suspect. However, I can recall a time I was sitting at a friend’s kitchen table and being hit with the feeling that my colon was trying to expel everything in my body in one instant. I made up some excuse to leave in record time and prayed that I could make it home. I lasted 2 blocks before…

Read the book as part of a class on Gero-psychology (yes, it’s a thing). Hated every last word of that book.

Allen sells his opponents moves worse than Linda McMahon. I cannot stand that guy.

The only LBC I know is Long Beach County. I learned it as a young, White kid trying to be cool while listening to Snoop and Dre.

Not sure about this play in particular, but can we all agree that this guy is a giant turd? I’m not supporting violence per se, but maybe a good swipe to his smug face might fix the whole tripping BS.

You’re very Excel(lent) with your puns.

I hate that I laughed at this...

Welfare checks (as they are commonly called) are not uncommon. If a person expressed hurting themselves, engaging in dangerous/self-harm behaviors or taking suicidal actions like looking for a gun for the purpose to shoot themselves, then a person can be hospitalized for up to 72 hours involuntarily to ensure they…

Seriously, why is that phone not plugged in? Who is that monster?

I love these minor league team names. Louisville, my hometown, had an awesomely bad hockey team called the Louisville RiverFrogs.

I’m assuming UW = Wisconsin. If so, yesterday was a good day for me also.

Here is part of an e-mail I sent to the Ellie after reading this:

I feel like all of our money should just have of Teddy Roosevelt, maybe different portraits of him killing different animals (with his bare hands of course, let’s not be silly here). Nothing says American capitalism like Teddy Roosevelt killing animals with his bare hands.

Poor Sanchez. He’ll never live down the ol’ butt fumble. I actually feel bad for him.