1) what in the fuckity fucking fuck?

No. We are too busy white male bashing here. Please move on.

Stephen A.: “I’m just saying, maybe Skip left because the Warriors paid him off!”

Man, I didn’t realize that “Same Old Lions” was a worldwide phenomenon not limited to Michigan.

Look at Mr. Science Big-Brain O’Douchebag over here. Don’t you just have all the answers.

Seriously? Larry Fedora? Did Mike Vape take a job elsewhere?

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Indeed, making collages is fucking boring.

Yep!

Not to mention that basic laws of physics suggest no one touched the fucking balls. When it gets colder, air pressure decreases. The pressure in those footballs decreased by virtually the same amount that you’d expect given the difference in temperature between the locker room and the field. This is like watching…

Free throws are meant to reward the team that had the foul committed against it and to punish the team that committed the foul. It is a perversion of the purpose if it is used to punish the team that had the foul committed against it. I mean, I understand the “Well, they should shoot free throws better” and “We…

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

“Hey Tom, look we’re stretching the same! Ha! Best friends...”

Welker appeared on Boston radio show Toucher and Rich

Please don’t burn your son. He’ll outgrow the shirt.

Nah, an old-fashioned outhouse will suffice. I’d prefer to shit on Paterno’s grave, not piss on it.

Jeets face in that pic mirrored mine reading this headline. It’s almost the ultimate clickbait headline, not that this post was, but how the hell do you not click after reading that?

I am very much a monster, I promise you. Yesterday I didn’t even finish letting my son watch Sesame Street because it was his bed time. I don’t give a shit if there are two minutes left, your bed time is now and Daddy wants to smoke a bowl...