Or, given that the commenters here were able to find some in about two seconds flat, it’s really because posting the photo of the perp is better for getting those sweet, sweet clicks. “Oh, another story about the Stanford rape case! CLICK!” - because looking at the pictures of the judge... well, they’re just not…

A couple of best friends.

Correction: I don’t “need” to do anything that you tell me to do.

This wouldn’t even be news if this wasn’t newsworthy!

Holy moly. I played a LOT of basketball, and so did he. I’m not presenting my observation as some sort of fucking Master’s Thesis. Just an anecdote that we both tried to remember a time when smashing balls was part of regular play and couldn’t remember one. But if you feel the Deadspin comment section is not a fine…

Them shitting on golf courses is a point FOR geese.

I'm teaching you right now, but you're too obtuse to see it.

She is an entertainer. Does she entertain a lot of people? Yes. Does she not entertain you? Don’t listen. Problem solved.

So you drop cable altogether, since it is utter shit.

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

Coffee is actually good for you health under most circumstances - http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive…

Every time I see “Pepper Hamilton,” I wonder why they hired the Offensive Coordinator of the Browns to run this investigation.

Correction- He's not a fan of consensual oral.

I’m surprised Baylor accepted that; everyone knows Ken Starr is not a fan of oral.

You’re right, one of the largest lobbying groups in the country being run by the gun manufacturers has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Yeah she did this badly.

Yeah but then you have to sell your shares at the peak so you walk away super fucking rich.

Okay, let’s dumb it down for you. Say that you, Michael Everson, have had your house burgled. After a year, the investigators issue a report indicating that, yes, they do believe your house may — possibly — been burgled, and they have a pretty darn good idea who might have done the burgling. But...they won’t tell you…

Probably because no one spent time with you because you’re a petulant fuck.

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.