When I heard about this Pokemon King debacle my mind created a image of a sad, unfriendly and pedant semi-boomer white guy with a diva attitude behind all of it.

To me Hideo Kojima is someone that fell from grace since the rushed MGS5 debacle and is feeding his vanity (and pockets) with underseved hype until that fateful day that people finally realize that he is actually a one-man-cyberpunk-2077.

My eyes roll every time I see the “last gen could not handle a game like this, hur durr” falacy.

No matter, Nintendo lawyers will evoke their litigation Exodia just to flex their C&D muscles.

You talk like Nintendo is not a overzealous multi-billion corporation that muscle their will against people not for need, just because they can.

Rigjt now there is a couple of Nintendo lawyers enjoying a coffee while discussing how to C&D this in the most bullshittiest way.

When I saw Microsoft putting a fence around Bethesda I said to myself “bootleg them on PC until the inevitable Steam version comes out”.

When you aim at cool but hits on the cringe instead.

My god, as I watched, part of me just thought that his script would end up in “HMMMMMMM, RICHER”.

To me everything looks nice except Alex. To me he should be more reminiscent of his look on the original japanese box art.

Some times during a Donkey Kong Country 3 campaign in early the 2000's.

I smiled looking at the fucking purple buttons cause they reminded me of my old SNES. Nostalgia is a bitch. Now I want a current-gen console with a SNES color scheme. Fuck.

Lara with mocap and so-so lipsync was jaw dropping in 1998, even with the gestures exagerated as early silent movies (from the waist up, cause she barely moves her legs) and the arms clipping trough her breasts with dysplasia.

The AI of OUR units are not that good. I shit you not, the AI micromanage all it’s units simultaneusly to avoid projectiles and make their mounted archers a pain to attack. In skirmish it’s not a big deal, cause you can easily overtech them and/or spam ballistas backed by cav to finish off who reach them, but in…

Now imagine that this probably triggered a lot of nostalgic people cramming freaking McDonalds over regular Pokémon TCG cards during a pandemic.

The herd always find new and stupidier ways to keep culling itself.

The problem is that the AI bastard cheats and micromanage every single unit, so his guys will Neo around your arrows and catapult boulders while your your infantry and cavalry act like Death Korps of Krieg when you have catapults firing at the enemy.

Just came here to say to fuck off with those shitty spammy-auto-playing videos that keep covering the text until you scroll far from their origin point.

I gave up DAI on PS3 when I saw that no matter what model you choose, your character’s hair will always look like a poorly cut papercraft made of shiny laminated paper in any kind of lightning.

This explains a bit but is not an valid excuse to them release underperforming software, specially when the plans were to release it to the now-last-gen since day one.

Exactly. All of them, hell, EVERYBODY who wanted to be in the gaming business for real, used to make super polished games where patches used to improve the experience and undo that bug that you must be a bug hunter to find, not a vital necessity to put out the bunch of game breaking disasters.