I can hear in the distance the collective outrage of “I’m-not-racist-but” crybabies rambling about them not being the center of their fantasy plaything anymore.

So Mario was the OG souls-like.

I shit you not, OG Diablo and it’s (then) realistic renditions of nightmarish hell creatures used to scare 11-ears-old me back at 1996. And I was completely fine with Doom and Quake.

Nintendo’s lawyers preparing to drop a C&D on the whole thing just because they can:

The shittiest part is that buried under this pile of beyond predatory sad gambling manure still lies a very good game that I'd totally would buy if it was "buy to own".

If Nintendo worked hard to make cutting edge hardware as they work on being corporate assholes to its own fanbase, by now they were making fully functional mobile versions of Star Trek’s holodecks.

The gameplay and camera lack the jankiness of that experimental period that was the 90's to third person shooters.

I miss the times when people actually felt shame about being stupid instead of parading their stupidity like proud standard bearers.

If Nintendo did hardware with the same effort put to pull all those dick moves on their own fans, they would be making spaceships right now.

23:59 - We will not morally shame Activision-Blizzard...

Destiny 2 is a nice house that Bungie built but let it get burned down to the ground, and now they are selling the charred bricks.

《JK Rowling breathing heavily while angrily tweeting something extremely toxic disguised as an “opinion”》

After some well deserved flak, JKKK Rowling will state that in her mind Harry was always asian to attempt to hide her assholeness.

Did you say WOMAN?!

I hope I’m wrong, but the more I know about this thing, the more I see a forgettable film with nods to the game series.

I think that Destiny 2 is a social experiment on FOMO-based consumerism.

I love the fact that among the first few mods I heard about that train wreck trilogy is a “fuck you Take-Two" shirt for CJ.

“Let’s just let this shit die, please” is the first thing that comes across my mind whenever I see Bungie pulling from their asses new and confusing ways to monetize Destiny 2 in ways that make some profitable gacha freemium mobile games blush.

I will get it when it’s at a basket bin price. I’m still not forgetting that to clear the path to this release they butchered a plethora of fan-made content.

I just wanted a new (really) tactical Ghost Recon instead of the cynical iap-fuelled cashgrab announced today but heh, fuck me, right?