If it fit, it flies! If it doesn't we sling it!

And that's how you know you've succeeded in life. Nothing but good people showing up to see you off to the beyond who cared about you and celebrating the fact that they knew you. You don't need fame, or fortune, just people who'll say: "That guy was a great guy.". That's all I want in life, to help people have fun and…

Yes, help me contort myself into something more acceptable! THEN MAYBE SOMEONE WILL LOVE ME.

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

Locked in the bathroom at the Paralympics. Where is Oscar Pistorius when you need him?

That male friend was making a bunch of bullshit excuses and the fact that he cited that book title really drives it home.

I would get up and walk to the door and say "I am seriously considering a job here, call me when you are serious about hiring me". I don't need a job so bad that I will sit and be made to feel stupid.

Please rate the appearance of every person in every news story so that we can get a comprehensive understanding of who you want to fuck and thus who is worth being heard.

Nine-speed manual. With four clutches, all of which are operated by your face.

Some people really do have far more money than sense.

Oh, I'm sorry, was Sir looking for restraint? I believe we have your car right over here.

The thing that baffles me most about this moron is why he didn't just slow down, he just kept his speed which made things worse.

I've flown a bunch of times with obese people in the seat next to me and never had any problem. And while I am a thin girl, I have about the longest arms and legs you have ever seen on someone who is 5'6, so I need my space. However, I did fly from Denver to London next to a self-entitled moron who asked if she could…

The only thing more fun than a "Sleepunder" is an"Unmovie Night" where its actually daytime and instead of watching movies everybody has to help clean the garage.

Because gloss black on matte black.

Was Will.i.am in town?

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Trying to replace the starter on an old Suburban I had. Have my elbow locked against the ground holding the starter in position(this is incredibly difficult and the starter is magnificiently heavy). I get the bolts started by hand and in trying to get the socket lined up on the bolt head I make a most grievous…

I love that she never shames her daughter and completely just stands up for her. She is a great mom.

When I read posts like these I am hit with a range of emotions.

First, I am angry. I am angry that assholes like you exist. Angry that there are people so hateful and depraved that our most innocent and vulnerable -children- are targets of their ire.

Then I am overcome with sadness. I think to myself that the only way…