When I was 20 I thought that under no circumstances could I *not* afford to have a child. "What, as long as I have something to eat, so would a kid!" Now I'm smarter and know that it's not the onesies and jars of pureed food that parents worry about - getting hand-me-down baby clothes is easy, so is pureeing whatever…

I see childcare expenses left out all the time on financial planning websites. It's like taking out a mortgage for the years a child is under 5. We spend 28% of our after-tax income on day care. The only time most of them mention child care expenses is when the crazies come out to insist that anyone, anywhere, in any…

He is - of course - right there is NO way to politely chat during a movie

How to masturbate in a theater without being arrested?

But he has a point. This is basically just an article not only excusing but encouraging rude behavior in a public place. Just because he used sarcasm to convey the message doesn't make the message any less appropriate and germane to what you've written.

It wouldn't...fucking... matter.

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My answer to 4Q is "Where is the exit?"

and i was all WHISKEY TEARS ARE THE PUREST OF TEARS

Great article man.

Looks like Finley finally caught something that was thrown at him.

I work for a company which manufactures (among other interesting chemicals for your favourite household goods) a range of industrial and recreational water treatment products. Good water treatment products for pools and spas should 1) keep the algae out, 2)disinfect any "human matter" in the water, 3) keep the water…

Or you could just make friends with a nice person (like me) who would relish the opportunity to teach someone else to drive stick and increase the demand for proper stick shifts. I'd even give you a choice of pretty cool cars. :)

Sorry, did you just say that going 100 mph on an urban street with stoplights isn't a complete disregard for human life? Because it seems like maybe that's what you said.

So you're blaming the mother for failing to use "Common Sense". Not the Asshat in the Audi? It's her fault because she "wasn't paying attention"?