That's right, even when someone is trying to help you; if they say something stupid, the only reasonable way to respond is by demanding their termination.

The real issue is that unlike hands, gloves can't be easily washed. This then forces the person wearing gloves to constantly keep changing pairs every time they touch new food or risk transferring whatever flavors that were on the old food on to the new food.

THIS is a nose bulge.

Driving around town the other weekend, had some kids shine a laser into the rearview mirror of my car that subsequently went directly into my eyes. Blinding indeed.

Unfortunately, I'm off the market.

Please god, let my wife make more money than me. Please let her be the breadwinner. I will gladly stay home and be a stay at home dad.

I think it might be time to have a discussion with your Chief Happiness Officer. I see no wagging tail or dog smile, leading me to believe your CHO is just showing up for work and not actually contributing.

How is blockading a navy into a harbor NOT and act of war?

By far the best manufactured outrage of the day. Bravo sir for finding something so innocuous and turning it into an issue.

Even better than that. It was actually the "Pistol Packin' Mama"

Agree. These pictures provide just the right amount of eagle.

As the father of a 1 year-old who is breastfeed/currently being weaned I have thought to myself countless times "If I could, I would." Not because I wanted to take the limelight from my wife or show how amazing I could be as a dad, but to help my daughter and to help her grow. A sense of jealousy, you say? Sure, I…

hah, I laugh at 800/mo.

On behalf of all Davids everywhere, I apologize that a representative of my name has been such an utter idiot.

Thanks for deleting my comment calling you out on your idiocy bro.

Spoiler alert? Are you fucking kidding me?

Guh, so jealous of chem engineers. They make such obscene amounts of money straight out of school.

Thank you dear. I'll just stare at the wall of puppies in my cube to remind me that the world is somewhat OK.

oh god

Not in the jezebal article.