It's diesel, so no worries there.

Wow, so impressed by a bunch of retards making a retard-mobile for retarded bullshit competitions which are literally the most obnoxious and stupid and pointless things OV EVAR.

I'm sure the boys at Jalopnik could help with this one...

two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole.

* sees posted on Jalopnik * oh neat!

CERN (Large Hadron Collider): It bombards particles at almost the speed of light!
CERN
LHC

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

The sequence of articles about this event is cruelly hilarious (in chronological order):

I freaking LOVE this. Battlefield/Call of Duty, the ball is in your court. Whenever someone says "fag" "gay" "noob" etc. make them run around naked and unarmed for ten minutes.

At this point, you just have to stand back and applaud the guy.

"Excuse me, Mr. [Anonymous baseball writer], can you explain to me why you've submitted a ballot that simply has a hand drawn picture of a pig pooping on its own balls on it?"

Is Piggy Poop Balls on the ballot? Because there might not even be a need to hold an election...

I vote for the buttfumble. Wait, am I in the right place?

I believe you have that backwards. You don't hang out in the left lane like a jackass and prevent people from passing on the right.

Exactly what is the issue with trains?

There are only 3 main roads to get from Dulles to DC.

So let me get this straight, after he owed them $800, he just kept doing it? This isn't surprising, this guy is just dumber than a bag of hammers.

Over the next 3½ years, Bourcier says, he used the toll road almost every day. Sometimes, he paid cash; other times, he sailed through the EZ Pass lanes — on about one-sixth of his trips, he estimates. "I thought I had to push them to the point where they're going to come to some kind of agreement with me to fix…

He gets to pay at almost 0% interest?
Can I borrow money from Virginia?

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